Non - Companera Speaks

This morning I had the Awesome and Honourable priviledge of sitting in the
most sought after, deeply desired, extremely esteemed, continually coveted
(you get the picture) seat on the 6:30 am 'Castle bus'. I must admit that I
can now identify & understand why that is the case. Firstly, the seat it is
VERY comfortable (in terms of location and space). Secondly the view is
GREAT (you get to see all those boarding the bus along with the bonus
panoramic views through the front and side windows). Thirdly the company is
Charming, Endearing, handsome(use of the common 'h' here is deliberate) and
Enchanting (he emits some kind of invisable perfume-like venom). Fourthly,
the conversation is quite Educational, Enlightening, Thought Provoking &
Abstractly Amusing (yuh betta whatch out fuh dem dry humour 'yorkers' dat
gine come hurling at yuh)!

Much of the 'usual commuters' (particularly those on the 'list of lists')
were a.w.o.l, inclusive of a certain unnamed companera (who I understand
had more 'fruitful' matters to attend to). Well I do hope she can 'mustor'
the courage to show her face on that bus & in that seat again. It is
proving to be quite habitual for her to either leave her companero
destitute or to inconsiderately encourage him along on one of her 'van
fantasy escapades!' (I shrugg)

That said! I truly enjoyed the journey from a companera's 'sit point.' It
was especially enjoyable to watch the 'plume perfume's no 1 groupie, board
the already very full bus far away from her usual port of embarkation, &
thus unable to get near enough to the plume to perform her unethical
exploitation! (S-HAKING M-Y H-EAD)

Being the whimsical wildflower that I am however, I don't think that I can ever settle for such a monotonous, rigid, rushed (what I usually hv to do to get that bus), 'riot riddled' (the constant ensuing battle for the plume) and even wrongly accessed (most of them probably think by now that the plume is some sort of village ram) routine. I therefore solidify my decision to be the greatest Non companera there ever was! I'll be honoured to fill in when necessary but only when and if it suits me!

Written by NC